I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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