Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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