"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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