I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize