i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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