i think i have herpe
just one?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
