i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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