PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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