And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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