her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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