Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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