We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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