is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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