dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
