can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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