She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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