I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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