so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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