My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
