I understand Curling. That high.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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