Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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