There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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