She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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