yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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