is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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