Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Sorry about my life...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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