Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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