He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you will always have a special place in my vag
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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