just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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