kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
