thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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