As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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