Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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