Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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