How'd it feel making her break her religion?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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