i just google imaged poop.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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