You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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