There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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