Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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