Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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