I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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