There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Do plants get herpes?
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