that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think people are normalizing furries
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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