He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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