I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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