it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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