i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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