what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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