i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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