I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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