my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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