he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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