I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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