I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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