Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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